The poetic ending of Hailey Welch's story would, without a doubt, be her going to jail for securities fraud. But good things never happen, so we aren't holding our breath.

However, Ms. Hawk Tuah has found herself in the scope of many broke and former Hawk Tuah fans after the 'celeb's' memecoin launch left many holding the bag. Her memecoin, the creatively named “$HAWK” was released yesterday and after its market cap briefly touched 500 million (yes, really) it soon came crashing down. 

The short of it is this: once the meme coin was launched, it was revealed the vast majority of the coins were owned by her and close associates, who immediately started selling them as soon as the price was up. This, in the crypto world, is known as a “rug pull.”

For someone who already has one of the most popular podcasts in America, an A.I. dating app, a massive following, and world-renowned throat skills, I guess she also needed to extract every last drop of wealth from her insanely horny and insanely dumb fanbase. 

And for that, we can't blame her.